"Chu-Chi Face" is a song featured in the 1968 film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang sung by Gert Fröbe as Baron Bomburst and Anna Quayle as Baroness Bomburst. As the baronial couple profess their love for one another, the Baron is simultaneously trying to kill his wife through a variety of barbaric means, yet his attempts always fail. Despite the obvious attempts on her life, the Baroness completely overlooks the fact that her husband wants her dead, even after he triggers an axe to fall on her head, a barbed spike to fall from the chandelier, and a trap door to open under her. The song is a humorous take on couples who maintain a façade of undying love, but have secretly grown to despise one another.
Lyrics[]
Baron Bomburst:
You're my little Chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little Chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh
Baroness:
And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey-lovey-dovey little teddy bear
You're the apple strudel of mein eye
Baron Bomburst:
Your Chu-chi, woo-chi nose
Your Chu-chi, woo-chi eyes
They set my heart a-flutter
Baroness:
Your ooo-chi, coo-chi ways
Your ooo-chi, coo-chi gaze
Wilts me down like melting ze butter
Baron Bomburst:
You're my little Chu-chi face
Baroness:
And you're my little teddy bear
Both:
Together we're a Chu-chi, woo-chi, ooo-chi, coo-chi pair
Baron:
Whatever you may ask
Becomes my happy task
I only live to serve you
Baroness:
I never vill divine
What magic made you mine
I only know I don't deserve you
Baron Bomburst:
You're my little Chu-chi face
Baroness:
And you're my little teddy bear
Both:
Together we're a Chu-chi, woo-chi, ooo-chi, coo-chi-
