"Schoolboy" is the song featured in the 2010 comedy film Spud, written by Robbi Robb and Dino Archon, and performed by the Asylum Kids.
Lyrics[]
Levan was a clever guy
He really liked to learn
But he couldn't wear a neck tie
He said it gave him heartburn
Rules and regulations only suffocate
Levan suffered as a schoolboy
I was holding Josephine's hand
First few minutes of break
The prefects didn't understand
That was all she could take
Teacher called our principal to exaggerate
I said it happened to a schoolboy
Would you like to be a schoolboy again?
No! No!
Would you like to be a schoolboy again?
No! No!
Would you like to catch a school bus, my friend?
No! No!
I guess I'd like to be a schoolboy again
It was my history teacher
He liked to take a drink at break
He'd come in thinking
That he's teaching us torture
Just how much a schoolboy can take
I thought he never was a schoolboy
Yes, sir
Yes, sir, no, sir (Yes, sir, no, sir)
Sorry again, sir (Sorry again, sir)
Yes, sir, please, sir (Three bags full, sir)
It's where I learned birth control
Staring at the principal
Would you like to be a schoolboy again?
No! No!
Would you like to be a schoolboy again?
No! No!
Would you like to catch a school bus, my friend?
No! No!
I guess I'd like to be a schoolboy again
Would you like to be a schoolboy again?
No! No!
Would you like to be a schoolboy again? (Hey! Would you like to be a school boy?)
No! No!
Would you like to catch a school bus, my friend? (Hey! Would you like to be a school boy?)
No! No!
I guess I'd like to be a schoolboy again (Hey! Would you like to be a school boy?)
Would you like to be a schoolboy again? (Hey! Would you like to be a school boy?)
No! No!
Would you like to be a schoolboy again? (Hey! Would you like to be a school boy?)
No! No!
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